Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Xi'an Day 1: "The Ride"



A friends of mine from work at Web invited me to go with her on a trip to Xi'an, the ancient capital of China, famous for the Terracotta Army. Since it was one the places I really wanted to see and hadn't seen yet, I couldn't say no. We hopped on a dirty night train in Shanghai for what turned out to be a 15 hour trip. Usually getting somewhere is my favorite part of a journey, but the "hard sleeper" (2nd class) cabins on Chinese trains are cramped, small, and hot and the bathrooms ungodly, so I was only too happy to arrive the next day.

Apparently saving money with 2nd class lets you splurge, since Cui Yu Yun, my travelling partner, had booked us rooms at very nice French-art-themed hotel. My room was Matisse. We had arrived late so we quickly left to meet her colleagues in the Muslim quarter for a belated lunch. Her "colleagues" were Xi'an natives who worked for the same bank she did, and they had met on a work trip on Hainan Island (the Florida of China). We had some trouble finding an open restaurant...though it turned out we were just looking for a place to sit down. Wen, her male colleague, then went to find some of the city's famous snack food from the vendors. My favorite were the cold liangpi noodles. Apparently these noodles are all over the country, but in Xi'an they are especially tasty. They are spicy and sesame/peanut-flavored, reminding of the fake Thai food I eat in the US (but better). Another good dish is a pot of literally every single food found in the average Chinese kitchen, the name of which escapes me.

Because Xi'an is so hot, everyone goes out in the evenings, so we were told to go back and take a nap before our excursions. I was eager to see things but acquiesced. Around 5 we went up onto the city walls, the gate of which was very close to our hotel. Xi'an's walls are impressive due to the fact that they are still there. They make a complete circuit around the old city which you can walk or bicycle--we choose the later option, which was quite fun and wise considering the length of the walls. During dull periods we played chicken with opposing bike traffic.

Our next stop was the park which contained the famous "Big Goose" Pagoda, a very old, very different looking tower from the ones I was used to seeing in eastern China. There is a big stretch of water fountains--the kind you can cool off in--right in the middle, and most nights at 9 there is a light-music-water-show. We stayed for it and watched the plumes of water and light dance to traditional Chinese instrumentals. The harmony was interrupted only by the children stepping over the jets to block the water, which left me wishing, just for yuks, that the whole gaggle of bathers would act in concert and stop the entire show.



We wanted to go in the Pagoda, but Yun Yun's colleagues had misinformed us about the time everything closed (this began a pattern of misinformation that would plague us the entire trip). So I didn't get to go in. Instead we wandered around until Yun Yun got Wen to pick us up in his new Chevy. Since Wen only recently got his license we proceeded at about 10 km/h through the wealthy part of Xi'an. He took us to a new artificial rake for some reason, probably because he felt responsible for our evening being cut short and took us to the only thing open.

By then I was ready to get back to Matisse.

End Day 1. Stay tuned for Day 2: "The Ascent"

Friday, June 18, 2010

Jurassic Park



Whenever I am traveling around Eastern China and mention that I am from Changzhou, most people know it for one thing and one thing only: The China Dinosaur Park or Kong Long Yuan. Embarrassingly it took me months to finally go there.

When I did finally go with a local friend (who had been four times) it was sort of a letdown. The place had been hyped for me for so long that I had high expectations of it--basically everything but real dinosaurs. It didn't help that we went on a rainy day so the normal throngs of Chinese were absent, so there wasn't as much spectacle as I had hoped. Apparently Halloween is a lot different. Really it was just a small scale dinosaur-themed amusement park.

But at least it wasn't one of those lame places that advertise "living dinosaurs" and show you a couple of alligators and komodo dragons cooped up in glass cages and not eating people. In fact I don't think there was a single living animal that I saw. Instead the dinos were mostly cheap animatronics and cartoon characters, but even they were upstaged by the non-reptilian more popular Chinese cartoon figure, the Lazy Sheep. The only factual area was the museum which we used as a shortcut from one end to the other.

Fortunately the rides were actually pretty good, and thanks to more lenient (lax) standards of comfort and safety, they were quite torturous. The best example was a 3D Movie ride which constantly sprayed water in your face and prodded you in the back. There was also a flume ride which was a total knock-off of space mountain, except instead of traveling through the galaxy at the speed of light, you rode slowly down a river through plastic forests and foam volcanoes. Though you do get pretty wet at the end. There weren't any real roller coasters, but the smaller rides were adequately dizzying, and sickening for quite a few. But unlike the easier-to-please Changzhouren, I don't plan on getting a season pass.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Odd Habits of the Chinese Collegiate, pt. III

1. The Trucker Hat: I have seen girls wearing a wide range of themed trucker hats, such as "Black Rebel," "Chris Brown," and my personal favorite, "Honey Closest." The best ones are furry.



2. The Visor Hat: Standard attire for (mostly) women on electric bicycles, this hat/sunglasses hybrid is basically a visor that can be brought down to become a tinted windshield.

3. The Extended Ball cap: Worn mostly by senior seniors, this is basically a baseball cap with a longer brim.

4. The Sunbrella: Not really headgear, but close enough. Every girl in China is vehemently opposed to the mere possibility of tanning.